i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
Girl, an ongoing series
by Lora Mathis
I’m a guy and I’m reblogging this because I am sorry.
“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.”
— Tyler, The Creator.
- 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
- 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it
Belfast i think? I live in a really small town so if i told you it you’d practically have my address hahaBut i’m from Liverpool.. Why?
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- me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already
I was first scared than hysterically laughing at your icon i loved it omg
LMFAO THANK U THANK
YOUR ICON IS KILLING ME BC IT'S SO FUNNY I'M CRYING LMFAOOO
FUXKSISNISHSKS THIS IS WHY I CHOOSE THESE ICONS AND NOt serioUS ONES